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5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
“What are you doing?”
“I’m eating a potato.”
“Why did you not put a kiss on the end of that?”
“I’m eating a potato.”
“You need to put a kiss, when you don’t put a kiss that means you don’t love me.”
“I DO LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I DON’T KNOW THE ETIQUETTE! THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I MISS YOU LIKE A RECENTLY SEPARATED SIAMESE TWIN, BUT AT THIS FUCKING MOMENT I’M EATING A SHITTING POTATO! SEEEEEND!”
“Who is this?”
“I’m so sorry Nan, please tell me you didn’t get the earlier photo of my penis?”
“I did! Why no kiss?”
“I’m eating a potato…”
(via feckyeahrussellhoward)
