Hey there! I'm a twenty-something writer/filmmaker/gamer from Cork, Ireland. Currently studying English & History at UCC.

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

yourackdisciprine:

A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

The floor is lava!

—Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

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milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

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ticklemytentacles:

imsoshive:

Women have whole conversations without any actual dialogue

The fucking truthhhh.

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it