Hey there! I'm a twenty-something writer/filmmaker/gamer from Cork, Ireland. Currently studying English & History at UCC.

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

(Source: yaypuppiesyay)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney’s characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney’s characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

the minute long compilation of every time sweet dee gags on always sunny that you never knew you wanted.

(Source: rubyscoobydont)

me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL

You have to be odd to be number one.

—Dr. Seuss (via reveriesofawriter)

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fuckabbott:

ideas: replace myki noises with pingu

schleonard:

Oop boop boop boop oop boop boop boop

schleonard:

Oop boop boop boop oop boop boop boop

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